This is not a list of what you think

1. Creative

2. Happy

3. Not afraid to make decisions

4. Hilarious

5. Selfless

6. Can Accept Compliments

7. Understanding

8. Affectionate

9. Open minded

10. Comfortable

I love art!

I love people's brains.

That's why you don't cheat on someone!!!!

Things on my brain:

(In no particular order)

1. School

2. Paying for school

3. Girls

4. Work

5. Purpose of my life

6. Pizza

7. My new room

8. Being normal

9. Arcade Fire

10. LCD Soundsystem

11. My family

12. The Cabin this weekend

13. Failing

14. Guitar Hero

15. My hair

16. Showering (Need to make it a habit)

17. Figuring out how to get girls to like me (that's not supposed to sound pathetic)

18. Iron Maiden

19. My car

20. My future

21. My future family

22. Scrubs

23. Lost

24. Making our house smell less like rusty farts

25. Josh's mom

It's true

My Brain hurts.

What the...?

So I googled the word "stress" to find a funny picture to put up on this and I got this:



I guess that makes sense...?

ljkadf;lsakjdf

How would you feel if you got this in the mail?




Anyways, I wish I could see the future.

This is how my birthday went last month.

Okay, it wasn't that bad, I just wanted to make my brother feel bad.

Things I am Excited For...

- My new room
- My Chicken Pot Pie which is in the microwave
- School to start
- Institute to start

Yeah, I had no friends.

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutttttteeeee

I want one. And by one I mean all!!!

A little excited.

Okay, So I started unpacking my room last night and let me tell you, it is going to be amazing! It's going to put the "pimp" in "pimpalicious". What? Whatever. There's a before picture on my other blog:

thelifeandtimesofjacob.blogspot.com

Yeah, I'm obsessed. I know.

Sometimes.....

I feel like this....




Man, this picture always makes me feel squirmy. Eeewwwwww.

People I Wish I Could Meet

In no particular order.

1. Andy Warhol
2. Me in 20 years.
3. Ghandi
4. They Might Be Giants (I've had dreams)

You know you're a nerd when....

...you find this HILARIOUS!!

I meant dribble, not drivel!

Sometimes I think I'm too passionate about things.

Maybe I'm scary.

Behold, I am liberated!!!

(Look, I know I already have two other blogs. Deal with it.)

WELCOME fair children to my brain.

Keep in mind that it rarely makes sense to myself, so good luck trying to understand anything that I am saying.

Check out this random ad from a long time ago:



Isn't that amazing? And slightly twisted? But more amazing than twisted.